It's Quote Day!!

Ok. so i decided that this blog will be my favoritest quotes and maybe some commentary.

#1
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
~Napoleon Bonaparte~
- I totally agree with this. last night when seth was going to fold in indian poker and mary went to stop him, i told seth it was totally his choice. the man folded with an ace of spades.

#2 "I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
~Emo Phillips~
-Seriously though, do you know how much that hurts? honestly, i think that and passing a kidney stone are comparable, becuase seriously, with the kidney stone, same concept. like trying to push a car out of a pinhole.

#3 "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should grab a best friend and get rid of the body before you do the wash."
~Jerry Sienfeld~
-I love how all industries make a product that aids in crime. so pathetic. a similar quote goes: "a good friend will take you to the hospital after a painful stunt. a best friend will be sitting next to you in the same condition, saying "boy, did we screw up.""

and now for random lyrics: We're having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave. The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising, She certainly can can-can.

Yummy

aight. so today, I had mutual at six instead of seven. the reason was that i had planned to have a dutch oven dinner for our priest quorum. It turned out to be a sucess! granted, there were only four priests including me and then our leader, but still, it was great! first we had sausage with sauted onions and peppers, in a suprisingly scrumptious barbeque-grape-jam sauce. I was completely taken by surprise when my priests advisor added this to the mix. however, it was the equivilent of a kind of sweet and sour sauce taste. And how it ticked my taste buds. (tickle my taste buds? oh what a terrible phrase, however true!) Then we baked some butt-kickin' bisquits, and to top it all off, a deliciously prepared blueberry peach cobbler! And the best part was I brought it home because it was cooked in our dutch oven, and i got to share it with my family!!! :D
I can't wait to cook in that thing again!!!! I'm a pro and all, so it would be fantastic!!!

Well...

Ok. So I really wanna play rugby again. BUT I have sooooo much to do!!! Saturday morning is the only free time basically I have, and I have almost spent it all at a rugby game. :( not sad bout the game, but that I could only stay for the first 10 minutes of the game. I can't wait till next season... And don't worry, I'll have pictures. :)

This is sweet sweet survival...

Ok. so today during our physics lab, Alex, Brian, Skylar and I were working on our velocity graph (and we are all geniuses of course) so we finished early. alex was handy with his ibook, and we entertained ourselves. He's a computer genius (like i said we are all geniuses) and works with the district for programming, so he wrote some code that allowed him to get to youtube to download this video file. its great.

... I will never hesitate to eat one again.



... the friend you can eat...

oh and i found that now youtube lets you customize a few things when you embed, so i picked a color at random..

Events of the day of mine of confusion.. Yeah...

Well Today.
Of all things today.
School was out for today. quite nice, quite nice.
I camped out back and had a fire. Very enjoyable. reminds me, i need to get myself a woman. jeez.. i really am going nuts. how is that gonna solve my current problems?
I got up and put flags out for our ward. that kinda sucked, but it got me up, and i laughed my head off when andrew almost hit a deaf child at play sign in his huge van. priceless.
I got to make and eat swedish pancakes and mountainman breakfast. plus strawberries and whip cream and various other fruits. oh divine food for the gods!
Then Brian came over. we all talked politics for a while. Then guitar hero, movies, and pool what a day.
Then flags again, where i miraculously put the van in gear, and didn't turn it on. i had to stop and put it in park before i could drive it. i call it genius. my dad called it brain damage when i got home.
Anyway, that was my day. quite exciting...