Ok. so i decided that this blog will be my favoritest quotes and maybe some commentary.
#1
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
~Napoleon Bonaparte~
- I totally agree with this. last night when seth was going to fold in indian poker and mary went to stop him, i told seth it was totally his choice. the man folded with an ace of spades.
#2 "I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
~Emo Phillips~
-Seriously though, do you know how much that hurts? honestly, i think that and passing a kidney stone are comparable, becuase seriously, with the kidney stone, same concept. like trying to push a car out of a pinhole.
#3 "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should grab a best friend and get rid of the body before you do the wash."
~Jerry Sienfeld~
-I love how all industries make a product that aids in crime. so pathetic. a similar quote goes: "a good friend will take you to the hospital after a painful stunt. a best friend will be sitting next to you in the same condition, saying "boy, did we screw up.""
and now for random lyrics: We're having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave. The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising, She certainly can can-can.
2 comments:
You know that kidney stone thing is just something men say to make themselves feel better......
Is playing rugby a crime? Seriously, that is where most the blood comes from in our house. That and nose bleeds.
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