50 questions. not 20.

I found this on a website. i rather enjoy answering these things. pretty cool i think. so 50 questions. here we go.

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Um.. Susan... Why you wanna know? ;)

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Um... i only have moles im my scalp so my scalp. oh. creepy. not.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? uh... i kinda have a teacher reading this... but if i have to pick one, id say miss mortensen in 6th grade. she was a sub, and had great legs and a great behind, and all the kids in my class where having fantasties since she was only like 20 and single. am i aloud to think this at that age? 11?

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Nope, I am not paying $7 to not watch the movie when I can not pay $7 to not watch a movie at home.

5. What body part do you wash first? My hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? ...what? like hang around it? not personally but im sure the druggies do.

7. What's the strangest talent you have?

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie all the way.

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Original-- or the chili cheese ones.

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? I've been tied up by my sib all my life, and I don't want to be tied up. I don't see a need for me to be restrained. unless an extremely beautiful woman enters the room, in which case we need chains.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? I left rugby practice early cause the season was over and i thought practice was pointless. turns out it was a scouting practice, and the BYU coaches were training us. And, my dad showed up to help coach. i lost phone, friend, and car privileges for a week. i had my license and phone a week prior.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I'd rather find a better spot, seeing as i am a good driver who's brain will screw up just for the irony, but i will try on occasion.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Well.. I've only ever been on two dates. not really my thing. a girlfriend might be better and less expensive as odd as that sounds.

14. How many times have you been cussed out? to many times to count, not including censored an thinking cussing.

15. Which shoe do you put on first? whichever one i find in the dark of the morning.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? I can only think of four regular bars that I've been in, let alone gay bars. Something tells me I wouldn't get very many guys in a gay bar... at least, not the kind that want to date me.

18. Girls-- are very good looking, but very emotional, confusing, mind boggling, etc. trying to please a girl or trying to figure them out or get a girlfriend is completely driving me nuts!

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Actually yes. Unintentionally, all the girls i have liked or like or have dated have all been dancers. cloggers, ballerinas, hip hop, ballroom, etc. i honestly don't try to get dancers at all. i just must attract them.

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? nuuuppe! VL!

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? yes. i send people on snipe-hunts often. mostly at work.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Family, friends, closer friends... depends on the day.

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Definitely!

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? I'd rather not wash my bath towel, but I do think either one of those would result in some nastiness of the worst kind. Who came up with that question?

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? not questionable, but unbeknowst.

26. What was your childhood nickname? I refuse to disclose this information.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? bout 3 hours ago

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? Nope. peeping toms are creepy guys who have no respect for the opposite genger.

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? conducted the music i was listening to.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No, but before braces i bit my nails all the time.

31. How do you eat your cookie? Mmmm, cookies... depends on the size and kind.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? only when i do squats. not. i don't life enough to need one.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Pretty much nothing. i do all activites equally. i am not activityist.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? never drunk before, and don't plan on it.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Um, no. only time i would imagine doing said disgusting activity would be if im drunk.

38. How often do you clean out your ears? Every day after i get out of the shower.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? no idea. don't look at tp that often.

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? I never got statistical data on this, so I'm not sure.

41. Do you have any strange phobias? just Coulrophobia, the extreme illogical fear of clowns.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? coco puffs, peas, small rocks, i wouldnt put anything past me as a child.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Well, seeing as im allowed into bars. NONE!

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I kinda regret shaving half of my body. wasnt the best idea. it was very smooth, for the first day. then it sucked and it itches all the time.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Not that I recall, seeing as i have no ex.

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Only been on two, so no. but i know a few girls that fart and belch more than i do.

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? can't say i have. *sarcastically* cause i was actually planning on doing that for my next birthday party.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? I've never been drunk, again a repetitive question.

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? Nope.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? Babe, i already brought sexy back! and it left when it saw me cause it knew it couldnt compete ;D

well that went pretty well.