Why guys don't care

All girls think that guys are just stupid and because they are stupid, they have no brains. And because they have no brains, they ignore everything you say. and because they ignore everything you say, they just respond and say whatever pops into their head. And because they say things that just plop out of their heads. and because they say things that just plop out of their heads, etc...
While this process is impossible to stop or to change altogether, there are some simple things you can do and say to alleviate some of the troubles of this grim process.

1. Speak slower- part of the time the reason they choose to ignore you is because they cannot keep up at your speed of speech. If he realizes that you are speaking almost a syllable per second, he may be able to catch.
2. Talk about sports or video games- the largest reason that men zone out on the ceiling and start to ignore you is because they believe that the ensuing conversation has nothing to do with anything he deems valuable to survival. If you can get his attention with a comment about the raiders game last night, you can lead into another conversation without him ever being the wiser.
3. continue talking with random sounds- keep talking, but randomly shout "DUCK!!! ARTILLERY!!!" and that will jolt him back into the real world.
4. Become violent- this will of course get his attention since he does not expect to be kicked in the shins. Or where ever else you kick or hit. just remember. do not damage his ability to speak. If you do, he will not be able to apologize, and that will only endanger his life further. (A note for men. DO NOT UNLEASH THE TIGER WITHIN. raaaawwwrr.)
If non of these methods work, he may have dropped into a coma from the shock of his own igorance. At this point, medical attention is required. ( Hopefully only for the coma.)
ABUSE!!!!!